You might be a Wisconsinite if...
You drive at 65 MPH through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
A brat is something you eat.
You can actually pronounce Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menomonie, and Manitowoc.
You know how to polka.
You refer to the Packers as "we".
You know what cow tipping is.
You go to the local bar/restaurant for a fish fry every Friday.
You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
Your town has an equal number of bars and churches.
You can't believe that other states close down when there is 2" of snow.
Bar hopping between a wedding and reception is normal.
You wear blaze orange to a Packers game in November.
The local gas station sells live bait.
You know every word to "Da Turdy Point Buck".
You know what a "farmer's tan" is.
You have gone out of your way to eat ice cream at Gilles' or Kopp's.
Traveling coast to coast means going from La Crosse to Milwaukee.
You believe that God created the greatest football dynasty ever and place it in Green Bay.
You can recognize someone from Illinois from their driving.
The local paper covers major headlines on one page, but requires four pages for sports.
You have had school closed due to wind chills and frostbite warnings.
You have ever partied at Summerfest, Festa Italiana, German Fest, Irish Fest, or all of the above.
You always believed that vacation meant "going up north".
You know what a bubbler is.
Your mom asks, "Were you born in a barn?" and you know exactly what she means.
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I'm a proud Wisconsinite! What about you?